is michael cera even a real person?
|—||Jordan Belfort (via classylane)|
as soon as you call a white person racist they suddenly have a degree in your culture
#Wikipedia University #Majoring in Googlenomics #Minoring in IHaveABrownFriendology
if i had a dollar for every time i rolled my eyes at the stupid things people say i wouldve made my first billion by age 2
i just crunched some numbers and you would have to roll your eyes once every 63.07 milliseconds from the moment you emerge from the womb to the second you blow out the candles on your birthday cake and if that’s not a hellish existence than i dont know what is
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.